Ok. What better way to put my Unfortunately Darren knowledge to work than to tell my wife how much I love her. Let it be a #1 Google search as well.

Let me just prime the pump with: Darren loves Melinda.

Melinda is in love with Kevin, but Kevin doesn’t even know she exists. Darren leader…

It’s lies I tell you. I know that Melinda loves Darren. She told me so.

Melinda had a lot of friends. Something happened, and then everyone hated her. Darren loves spiders, and would do anything to get the giant tarantula.

It was a special tarantula that had a heart shape on it. I wanted to write Darren loves Melinda on it’s belly.

Melinda. Under Pressure - tribute to Queen. ‘Another party’s over … My little Darren I love to kiss I will be with him forever.’

That’s my girl!

Melinda hopes you enjoy her music, and help share her passion for music, love and life. Lineup: Melinda Dowd - vocal, Darren Zaza - guitar.

Now we’re making music together. Will our first song be ‘Darren Loves Melinda’?

He’s daft about football, computer games and Melinda Messenger. ‘Darren’s brother Michael was just one and he had to be tested too.’

She loves to swim, play soccer and tennis. Moday, Darren and Melinda.

Darren Leader, reviews. Garbed with a pseudo tapestry that reads: “Melinda loves Kevin.” Melinda is a seductively sexy fan.

No! It’s lies I tell you. Melinda loves Darren!

DARREN: THE RIGHT HAND MAN. MELINDA: THE LEFT HAND WOMAN.

’nuff said there.

Hey there my friends! I love this place. Everyone here absolutely loves Darren. Melinda: Darren, I love your music, but I’m helpless to see you in concert. You should seriously tour.

Sorry, too many obligations at home.

Sorry for the delay in posts, but Darren and I were vacationing. Remember Melinda, anyone? I guess MTV did, so they tried to cast her clone. MTV loves them some hot girls with trashy names.

Melinda? Trashy?

Darren just loves films! Melinda and Melinda, Men In Black, Men In Black II, Men of Honour, Mercury Rising, Message in a Bottle.

Just one Melinda that Darren loves. That’s you baby!

UPDATE: March 12, 2006

Hit #1 with google search of ‘Darren loves Melinda’

An interesting note is that my previous #1 spot with ‘Unfortunately Darren’ had dropped to around page 3 a couple of days ago. But, now tonight is back on top. Go figure. Does anyone really know just what Google is up to?

Now that was a pretty cool little study in Search Engine Optimization. My post from just 17 days ago, Unfortunately Darren, has hit the #1 spot on Google.

Pretty interesting indeed.

Microsoft’s Outlook Express is a scarce memory to me. I have used Mozilla’s Thunderbird Email software for at least a couple of years now. I couldn’t be happier.

What brings my ideal fantasy dream of forever using my own name as my email address crashing to the ground is the amount of spam I receive on it. I’m not sure where I went wrong. I get about 20 spam emails a day. I know that’s not alot, per se, but I wanted this email address to remain chaste forever.

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Tonights scale reading has me down a whopping 12 lbs since the weigh in on January 14th. It was exciting to move the 50lb incrementor down from the 250 notch to the 200 notch.

Went on a spontaneous date with the wife last night and saw ‘Firewall’. You know, the new Harrison Ford thriller. We give it a thumbs up.

Harrison Ford never convinced me he was a geeky computer security specialist. Although he tries at the beginning of the flick when a hacker is trying a brute force invasion of the bank’s computer system. Ford mutters some computer lingo and his underling is impressed as they make it more difficult for the hacker.

The movie did a great job with suspense. Effective twists, turns and surprises are woven into the story as Jack Stanfield (Ford) battles the technology and cunning of Bill Cox (Paul Bettany), who wants to steal $100 million dollars from the banks 10,000 wealthiest customers.

We’ve seen this type of film before. It’s reminescent of Bruce Willis in Die Hard. Where the criminals are smart, polite, technological wizards, who don’t mind killing you. Yet, always with a flaw that the hero eventually exlpoits.

The movie had it’s paid product placements, super-human fight scenes and unbelievable can-you-really-do-that? moments. Yet, the wife and I both walked out feeling we had been sufficiently entertained for our combined $17.00 admission.

I think though what I’ll ultimately remember from this movie is my question…Does it really rain that doggone much in Seattle?