Eric Meyer, the king of CSS, had an interesting post today. Google “Unfortunately Darren” (no…you do your name). Use the top 10 Google phrases and see if your post can rise to the top of the rankings.

Unfortunately Darren’s OpenBSD 3.0 is stripped down.

To what, I don’t know.

And, unfortunately, Darren is an alcoholic. We decided to deal with our diseases together, no matter what the outcome.

I swear, I’m not a drunk!

Unfortunately, Darren was one of the last to get unsuited and back up to the cafeteria, so there was no hot chocolate left for him.

See, hot chocolate is my drink of choice.

Unfortunately, Darren was very keen for me to do it. He said it would be great experience for my character!

Easy for me to say, hunh?

Unfortunately Darren has lost his voice and will need to rest.

That warm hot chocolate might have helped!

Unfortunately, Darren didn’t feel like making a poster of the aforementioned image. Instead, he created this poster, titled “Nun”.

A funny name since it is a picture of a priest.

Unfortunately, Darren was born too late.

Yes, and that is why I am late wherever I go.

Unfortunately Darren also bonds with human friends. A bond that reminds him of the life he had and leads to a horrific twist of fate.

I am forced now to only bond with animals.

Unfortunately, Darren had not had enough time to organise anything with Daniel or their managers to make ready for the sudden outbreak of media attention.

And thus his server was overloaded and was required to pay an exorbinant amount of money.

This entry was posted on Friday, February 10th, 2006 at 11:21 pm and is filed under Web Development, Search Engine Optimization. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.