The title tag is a really important, yet often overlooked aspect of good web design. I think it gets overlooked so often because it hides up there at the top of the page with all that meta, xmlns, http & charset gobbledegook.

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Ok. What better way to put my Unfortunately Darren knowledge to work than to tell my wife how much I love her. Let it be a #1 Google search as well.

Let me just prime the pump with: Darren loves Melinda.

Melinda is in love with Kevin, but Kevin doesn’t even know she exists. Darren leader…

It’s lies I tell you. I know that Melinda loves Darren. She told me so.

Melinda had a lot of friends. Something happened, and then everyone hated her. Darren loves spiders, and would do anything to get the giant tarantula.

It was a special tarantula that had a heart shape on it. I wanted to write Darren loves Melinda on it’s belly.

Melinda. Under Pressure - tribute to Queen. ‘Another party’s over … My little Darren I love to kiss I will be with him forever.’

That’s my girl!

Melinda hopes you enjoy her music, and help share her passion for music, love and life. Lineup: Melinda Dowd - vocal, Darren Zaza - guitar.

Now we’re making music together. Will our first song be ‘Darren Loves Melinda’?

He’s daft about football, computer games and Melinda Messenger. ‘Darren’s brother Michael was just one and he had to be tested too.’

She loves to swim, play soccer and tennis. Moday, Darren and Melinda.

Darren Leader, reviews. Garbed with a pseudo tapestry that reads: “Melinda loves Kevin.” Melinda is a seductively sexy fan.

No! It’s lies I tell you. Melinda loves Darren!

DARREN: THE RIGHT HAND MAN. MELINDA: THE LEFT HAND WOMAN.

’nuff said there.

Hey there my friends! I love this place. Everyone here absolutely loves Darren. Melinda: Darren, I love your music, but I’m helpless to see you in concert. You should seriously tour.

Sorry, too many obligations at home.

Sorry for the delay in posts, but Darren and I were vacationing. Remember Melinda, anyone? I guess MTV did, so they tried to cast her clone. MTV loves them some hot girls with trashy names.

Melinda? Trashy?

Darren just loves films! Melinda and Melinda, Men In Black, Men In Black II, Men of Honour, Mercury Rising, Message in a Bottle.

Just one Melinda that Darren loves. That’s you baby!

UPDATE: March 12, 2006

Hit #1 with google search of ‘Darren loves Melinda’

An interesting note is that my previous #1 spot with ‘Unfortunately Darren’ had dropped to around page 3 a couple of days ago. But, now tonight is back on top. Go figure. Does anyone really know just what Google is up to?

Now that was a pretty cool little study in Search Engine Optimization. My post from just 17 days ago, Unfortunately Darren, has hit the #1 spot on Google.

Pretty interesting indeed.

Eric Meyer, the king of CSS, had an interesting post today. Google “Unfortunately Darren” (no…you do your name). Use the top 10 Google phrases and see if your post can rise to the top of the rankings.

Unfortunately Darren’s OpenBSD 3.0 is stripped down.

To what, I don’t know.

And, unfortunately, Darren is an alcoholic. We decided to deal with our diseases together, no matter what the outcome.

I swear, I’m not a drunk!

Unfortunately, Darren was one of the last to get unsuited and back up to the cafeteria, so there was no hot chocolate left for him.

See, hot chocolate is my drink of choice.

Unfortunately, Darren was very keen for me to do it. He said it would be great experience for my character!

Easy for me to say, hunh?

Unfortunately Darren has lost his voice and will need to rest.

That warm hot chocolate might have helped!

Unfortunately, Darren didn’t feel like making a poster of the aforementioned image. Instead, he created this poster, titled “Nun”.

A funny name since it is a picture of a priest.

Unfortunately, Darren was born too late.

Yes, and that is why I am late wherever I go.

Unfortunately Darren also bonds with human friends. A bond that reminds him of the life he had and leads to a horrific twist of fate.

I am forced now to only bond with animals.

Unfortunately, Darren had not had enough time to organise anything with Daniel or their managers to make ready for the sudden outbreak of media attention.

And thus his server was overloaded and was required to pay an exorbinant amount of money.